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Man uses up all the oxygen in the room while mansplaining mail delivery to wife

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Man makes coffee ... again!

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Woman waits on demanding dogs again!

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Woman weirdly satisfied by cleaning gunk from computer mouse crevices.

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Women gets woken up by her sister and is extremely annoyed

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Woman Wishes She Could Just Go Back to Bed

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Every day!

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Women sets alarm 1 hour earlier to have coffee uninterrupted.

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Woman asks - am I the only one who knows how to make a bed???

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LOL!! The eternal question!!!!!!

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Woman ponders meaning of life while eating cheese sandwich at her desk.

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Woman wondering whether the man at the car dealer who said he would be back in 5 minutes to drive her to work was telling truth.

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As it turned out he was very prompt in coming back. But there was more to the story. A few hours later…Woman listening in disbelief as she is told by the dealership that the dashboard light with the picture of an engine actually meant, in this case, that the engine needed to be replaced on her 6 year old car.

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Woman spends hours on her phone reading about how to do things, instead of doing said things

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Woman watches a roly poly walk across the floor while listening to coworker rant about her day.

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What is a roly poly??? Inquiring minds want to know!

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It's a small little insect/beetle-ish kinda bug. Smaller than 1 inch (2 cm) in size. They roll up into a ball when bothered, hence roly poly.

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dog discovers that rolly polies taste like shrimp!

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So fun to read these headlines!

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Only Person to Show Up for Work on July 3rd Gets To Play Music Without Headphones

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Are you the one I'm hearing in the next office???

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What? I can't hear you over my dancing!

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Hahaha! I've heard folks refer to them as Potato Bugs or Pill Bugs too! Think Roly Poly may be a Southern term---google for a photo!

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The armadillo of the bug world! Thanks. It will be in my dreams now! LOL!

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Woman’s plans to conquer the world thwarted by napping dog in lap.

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Common headline in my life!

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