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Rebecca Jeffery's avatar

Man uses up all the oxygen in the room while mansplaining mail delivery to wife

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Tim Turner's avatar

Man makes coffee ... again!

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Woman waits on demanding dogs again!

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Joana Jordao's avatar

Woman weirdly satisfied by cleaning gunk from computer mouse crevices.

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Maya's avatar

Women gets woken up by her sister and is extremely annoyed

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Rosy Otto's avatar

Woman Wishes She Could Just Go Back to Bed

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Every day!

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Jennifer Decker's avatar

Women sets alarm 1 hour earlier to have coffee uninterrupted.

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Ruth J's avatar

Woman asks - am I the only one who knows how to make a bed???

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

LOL!! The eternal question!!!!!!

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Portia's avatar

Woman ponders meaning of life while eating cheese sandwich at her desk.

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Carol Trice's avatar

Woman wondering whether the man at the car dealer who said he would be back in 5 minutes to drive her to work was telling truth.

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Carol Trice's avatar

As it turned out he was very prompt in coming back. But there was more to the story. A few hours later…Woman listening in disbelief as she is told by the dealership that the dashboard light with the picture of an engine actually meant, in this case, that the engine needed to be replaced on her 6 year old car.

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Nupur Netan Sachdeva's avatar

Woman spends hours on her phone reading about how to do things, instead of doing said things

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M V's avatar

Woman watches a roly poly walk across the floor while listening to coworker rant about her day.

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

What is a roly poly??? Inquiring minds want to know!

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Andrea S's avatar

It's a small little insect/beetle-ish kinda bug. Smaller than 1 inch (2 cm) in size. They roll up into a ball when bothered, hence roly poly.

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Rebecca Jeffery's avatar

dog discovers that rolly polies taste like shrimp!

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Adrienne Hedger's avatar

So fun to read these headlines!

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Meghan Kowalski's avatar

Only Person to Show Up for Work on July 3rd Gets To Play Music Without Headphones

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Are you the one I'm hearing in the next office???

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Meghan Kowalski's avatar

What? I can't hear you over my dancing!

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M V's avatar

Hahaha! I've heard folks refer to them as Potato Bugs or Pill Bugs too! Think Roly Poly may be a Southern term---google for a photo!

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Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

The armadillo of the bug world! Thanks. It will be in my dreams now! LOL!

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Nadia's avatar

Woman’s plans to conquer the world thwarted by napping dog in lap.

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Adrienne Hedger's avatar

Common headline in my life!

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